[Heathermomof6]

Ava had a pencil and was using it as her magic wand. She was going around the house saying things like "abracadabra make daddy have a blue shirt on" "abracadabra make Easton's hair stick up" and hundreds (it seemed) of Other things that were already true LOL! later on we were in the car headed to town and I noticed she had her wand with her. I asked her if she would turn me into a beautiful princess- she said "I can't, my wand is charging"! LOL!!! I guess she knew I was hopeless LOL!!!

[miss_bossy18]

We were playing with playdough this morning & the girls decided they wanted to make snow men so we were rolling balls & stacking them up.

Danika: "I'm going to make holes for the eyes!"
Riley: "I'm going to make a hole for a carrot nose!"
Danika: "I'm going to make a little hole for poop!"
Me: "How come?"
Danika: "So the snow man can go poop. I don't want his tummy to hurt."

:laughing: Can't argue with that logic.

[MrsWright]

Bahahahahahaha! Jack just said his baby got so excited bc he bought him a balloon that it got diarrhea!! Where do they get this stuff?!?!?!

[Heathermomof6]

.......ok well now I have been turned into a unicorn. I said why not a beautiful princess- she said because you are a unicorn LOL!!!!!!

[fuchsiagroan]

Our first serious birds and the bees question from Ivy: "How do you NOT have a baby?" :lol:

[AmynTony]

fuchsiagroan, on 19 February 2012 - 08:08 AM, said:

Our first serious birds and the bees question from Ivy: "How do you NOT have a baby?" :lol:

:laughing: - I don't quite know the age appropriate answer to that!

[mama23boys]

Sullivan: "Mommy, Mooooommmmmmyyyyy!!!! Look how big my penis is!!

Me: "Wow, that's great, buddy!". :huh:


Glad the pride starts early! :laughing:

This post has been edited by mama23boys: 19 February 2012 - 09:33 AM

[becasquared]

Alice is carrying a dirty sock on a pencil. "Look at my sock-sicle!" :lol:

[mama_dragon]

Connor after taking a bath and sitting naked in the relincer admiring his boy parts. "Mommy my penis looks like a goldfish".

[Twin nanny]

A good one from Ethan this time; they were playing with the Duplo (larger size lego) and he made a tall tower of bricks and said that it was a rocket. I told him it was a great rocket and asked "Is it going to fly to the moon?" and he replied "No, it's just a 'tend (pretend) rocket, it's not real." Guess that told me. :lol:

[Kristine.]

The other day at the doctor's office (for me) one of the staff members came up to River, who is the most talkative, leans down and asks "Do you give your Mommy a rough time?" and immediately, with a smile he quietly says "yeah".....Oh my gosh, I couldn't believe it. It was too hysterical.

The other hysterical one came from both boys at random times while potty training "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy, look!" they point down and proudly with a giant pride filled smile say "
PENIS, PENIS, right there! See? Mommy, Mommy, look, right there, PENIS!"

The routine funny thing they say ALL the time is "look a dick!" when they really are saying "look a STICK". When you ask them if they want an overly pronounced cheese STICK, they get super hyper happy and shout "cheese dick, cheese dick, yay, cheese dick"...fortunately it hasn't happened in public...yet


smh, boys http://www.twinstuff.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/laughing.gif

This post has been edited by Kristine.: 26 March 2012 - 07:41 PM

[becasquared]

My husband was mowing the lawn yesterday, and Alice came into the kitchen where I was standing. "Mommy, I want to get Daddy a coke." "okay, go for it." I opened the refrigerator and turned around and started back on the dishes. About 10 minutes later, she came into the kitchen again, "Can I get Daddy another coke, just in case he's still thirsty?" "Uh, okay. You know where they are, can you open the door? Okay, good." I didn't even turn around during this exchange.

After the kids go to bed, my husband tells me that it was very thoughtful of me to send down two beers with Alice. "I didn't send any beers to you. Alice said she was getting you a co---ooooohhhhh. That was all Alice, not me."

[Heathermomof6]

Kristine., on 26 March 2012 - 07:38 PM, said:

The routine funny thing they say ALL the time is "look a dick!" when they really are saying "look a STICK". When you ask them if they want an overly pronounced cheese STICK, they get super hyper happy and shout "cheese dick, cheese dick, yay, cheese dick"...fortunately it hasn't happened in public...yet


smh, boys http://www.twinstuff.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/laughing.gif

....it will LOL!!!!

[Kristine.]

Here's a gem..."Mommy look a penis".
Translation..."Mommy look a pen".

Back in December my MIL took us to Kohls to get some new clothes for me for my birthday. We pass by the lingerie section and see the manikins and the boys point and shout "BOOBIES!".

This post has been edited by Kristine.: 15 April 2012 - 07:07 AM

[TheyGrowLikeWeeds]

The boys were getting ready for bed, and we were hanging out in Cameron's room. Kiefer decided he wanted me to hold him like a baby and sing a few songs for him over Cameron's bed.

Kiefer: Sing Rock-a-bye.
Me: Proceeds to sing him Rock-a-Bye, Baby
Kiefer: You know that lullaby song?
Me: knowing what he's talking about, proceeds to sing him All the Pretty Little Horses
Kiefer: You know that song that ends with something like Daddy's going to hit you or something?
Me: Daddy's gonna hit you? Oh, umm... figuring it out, I proceed to sing him Hush Little Baby But by verse 3, I'm laughing too hard I can't finish, so Kiefer tries to finish singing for me...
Kiefer: Daddy's going to buy me a shopping cart...
Me: A shopping cart? Laughing even harder by this time, I can barely breathe
Kiefer: Start over!

It took me about 5 tries before I could barely make it through the entire song. Kiefer also had a hard time keeping a straight face which made it even harder for me to be able to finish the song.

[Kristine.]

My boys seem to be obsessed with body parts recently because when I got out of the shower yesterday and was drying off River looked at me and told me "boobies, dirty!" and I said "they were, that's why Mommy took a shower" to which his reply was simply "oh".

Today the boy decided to marker their ENTIRE faces (http://s2.photobucke...xzallia/Circus/ - pictures here) with markers which meant immediate bath afterwards. Well They were in the tub facing each other, legs open and Alex (who had a bath crayon in hand) looks down, takes his crayon hand down under the water and shouts "OH! Penis!" and attempted to color River's manly bits. River pulled back and no harm was done.

It just seems like these guys are setting themselves up for dating disasters because they are giving me so many amazing stories to embarrass away all of their potential mates that I cannot stand.
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[TheyGrowLikeWeeds]

Tonight, while getting ready for bath, the boys got themselves undressed (with some help from me) and started to play around showing off their "junk" and whatnot. Kiefer got on the floor and tried to hide his penis between his legs.

Kiefer: Look! I'm hiding my penis!
Me: oh really? Where is it?
Kiefer: It's not here! (pointing down towards his boy bits)
Kiefer then spread his legs letting his now mostly erect penis bounce up and proudly sang Pop goes the weasel!


BOYS! *facepalm*

[megkc03]

While at dinner the other night, Nicholas looks at me and goes, "Mommy, sometimes when I cough, I fart, but you can't hear it."

Now we can all sleep a little better tonight! :laughing:

[itsnancycozzi]

I came home from the gym and my son came up for a hug. After hugging me he exclaims, "Ewww...Mommy, you stink. Get a shower!"

Thanks a lot, man :laughing:

[Kristine.]

itsnancycozzi, on 24 April 2012 - 08:58 PM, said:

I came home from the gym and my son came up for a hug. After hugging me he exclaims, "Ewww...Mommy, you stink. Get a shower!"

Thanks a lot, man :laughing:

lol. I got out of the shower the other day and River told me my boobies were dirty...hahaha