Okay everyone should get a good laugh out of this, as my DH did. I'll never live this one down, because he will tell it to all his friends and family. I've been really constipated (I know TMI) but tonight I went to the potty and set there for like 10 mins. When I went to get up both my legs, feet and everything else hips down had gone numb. And yep I mean everything. (Strange feeling). I had to yell for my DH to come get me of the potty. I couldn't get stand up and walk. I'm just so glad he was home. I would have hated to wait on the potty until he came home. I think I'll take the phone to the bathroom with me from now on... just in case I need to call for help.