My Christmas Wish List :)

Okay here's my Christmas wish list. I'd love to have everything on it. HAHA

1. A bigger bladder, one that does not leak when I sneeze, cough or laugh.

2. My Allergy medicine and steroid shots so my head will clear up!

3. A dierutic so that my hands, legs,feet and cankles will be normal again.

4. Stock in the toliet paper company. Because I know sales have gone up from me alone.

5. Someone to fetch me water, rub my feet and cater to my every whim while DH is at work.

Okay Santa start delivering. This is what I want. Please!!!

 

Okay here's my Christmas wish list. I'd love to have everything on it. HAHA

1. A bigger bladder, one that does not leak when I sneeze, cough or laugh.

2. My Allergy medicine and steroid shots so my head will clear up!

3. A dierutic so that my hands, legs,feet and cankles will be normal again.

4. Stock in the toliet paper company. Because I know sales have gone up from me alone.

5. Someone to fetch me water, rub my feet and cater to my every whim while DH is at work.

Okay Santa start delivering. This is what I want. Please!!!

 

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5. Someone to fetch me water, rub my feet and cater to my every whim while DH is at work.



Amen!

 

Love it!

 

I want that too!
I'll cross my fingers for ya!
Michelle

 

This is a great list! Unfortunately, if I go to sit on Santa's lap at the mall and wish for all this, I'm probably going to break his legs due to all the weight I've gained.

 

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if I go to sit on Santa's lap at the mall and wish for all this, I'm probably going to break his legs due to all the weight I've gained.


I'm right there with you on that!

 

there will be a bunch of broken legged santas this year!!
I would crush the poor man!!!

that would be my list also!!!

 

You forgot something I think would be GREAT right now (and esp with crawling babies in several months)

1)A scooba floor mopping robot.

I get contractions every time I mop so needless to say I don' tmop a lot. I know if I told DH I would get this, but it is over our self-imposed $100 budget for each other.

 

I'm with you and would add:

- someone to read my mind, figure out what I can bear to eat, shop for the ingredients, prepare it, serve it to me, and then clean up (which means doing all the dishes AND wiping the darn counters!)

 

I am on the other side of things. I remember feeling so terrible. I couldn't even where shoes. I had one pair of flip flops that I could stretch over my fat feet. Luckily it was April. I am feeling for all of you.
My wish is for one night-just one night with more than 3-4 hours consecutive sleep. I also really wish there was a monitor that DH would actually hear the twins crying and wake up to help without me having to turn into the wicked witch of the west to get some help!!!
I swear he could sleep in a fire station with all the sirens sounding !!!
Merry Christmas all!
Jenny

 

AMEN!!



reyna