WHY HAVING A TODDLER IS LIKE BEING AT A FRAT PARTY:

Discussion in 'The Toddler Years(1-3)' started by MrsWright, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. MrsWright

    MrsWright Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    -There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

    -There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

    -It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

    -You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

    -Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

    -You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

    -There's definitely going to be a fight.

    -You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

    -There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

    -You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

    -You lie to your parents about whats going on at your place

    -Atleast one person is lying on the floor, face up or face down, singing loudly.

    -Naked dancing is bound to happen at one point or another.

    -There will be someone who can't climb the stairs without using their hands.

    -Bras will inevitably become hats.

    -For some reason, there's a half eaten stick of butter in the couch.

    -At the end of your crazy night, you start to wish you'd bought condoms.
     
  2. vharrison1969

    vharrison1969 Well-Known Member

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    These are hysterical (and sadly, so true)!! :lol:
     
  3. AimeeThomp

    AimeeThomp Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    :laughing: so funny and so true, there is naked dancing in my living room every evening after baths.
     
  4. kingeomer

    kingeomer Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    :rofl: This is so true! I honestly think that the wildest frat party couldn't wreak the havoc that my two toddlers manage to do daily.
     
  5. miss_bossy18

    miss_bossy18 Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    :rofl:

    awesome! thanks for sharing. :D
     
  6. twinsnowwhat

    twinsnowwhat Well-Known Member

    SO very true - loved it!
     
  7. SarahONeill

    SarahONeill Member

    That really made me laugh!!!
     
  8. nateandbrig

    nateandbrig Well-Known Member

    That was fantastic!!!! :rotflmbo:
     
  9. TwinLove

    TwinLove Well-Known Member

    :rotflmbo: Love it!!
     
  10. Minette

    Minette Well-Known Member

    :laughing:
     
  11. kminott

    kminott Member

    Hilarious. This is true just for us and even more true when we have twin playdates! There are 7 moms and 14 toddlers when we all make it, crazy!!!
     
  12. ilovemonkeys

    ilovemonkeys Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!
     
  13. carlylafont

    carlylafont Well-Known Member

    Awesome! So funny and true!
     
  14. Chicklet

    Chicklet Well-Known Member

    Oh my gosh that is too funny and True!
     
  15. piccologirl

    piccologirl Well-Known Member

    :laughing:
     
  16. LMW1015

    LMW1015 Well-Known Member

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  17. oh-baby-baby

    oh-baby-baby Well-Known Member

    :rotflmbo:
     
  18. lawilliams77

    lawilliams77 Well-Known Member

    :rotflmbo: love this, thanks
     
  19. AmynTony

    AmynTony Well-Known Member

    :rofl: I may have to steal that and make it a FB status!
     
  20. HRE

    HRE Well-Known Member

    :rofl: Love love love it!!
     
  21. silver_stardust

    silver_stardust Well-Known Member

    OMG ... so needed that! Hilarious and so true!
     
  22. AmberG

    AmberG Well-Known Member

    DH and I had a good laugh! :laughing: Thanks!
     
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