Tell us about your day in headline form

Discussion in 'General' started by Her Royal Jennyness, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. Her Royal Jennyness

    Her Royal Jennyness Well-Known Member

    Colorado woman is slightly bored, decides to start new thread

    "I want to know what everyone else is up to." she declares.
     
  2. MamaGoose

    MamaGoose Well-Known Member

    Hungry woman sits behind computer eating pistachio nuts.

    She is trying to sneak in a few moments of quiet time before the baby wakes up!
     
  3. mrsfussypants

    mrsfussypants Well-Known Member

    MIRACLE IN UTAH--MOTHER OF THREE SHOWERS, DOES LAUNDRY, CLEANS HOUSE BEFORE 10:00 AM.

    reyna
     
  4. Kim5kids

    Kim5kids Well-Known Member

    Tired mom in the Pittsburgh area thinks she's getting sick

    She's been feeling run down the last few days and is taking care of a twin son who came home sick from school yesterday and is home with her today. Unfortently mom had to call the eye doctor and cancle her appt she had for today.
     
  5. Leighann

    Leighann Well-Known Member

    Exhausted working mom thinks for the 50th time today 'Why is my career so important to me?'

    And wonders what fun things her sitter is doing with her kids...
     
  6. Juj

    Juj Well-Known Member

    Twin Mom checks out preschool.....It didn't make the grade!
     
  7. andiemc

    andiemc Well-Known Member

    After Threatening Her Toddler With His Life If He didn't Behave at Playgroup, Mother of Three was able to Relax, Talk and Have Coffee with Girlfriends
     
  8. moski

    moski Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    Massachusetts Mother of Three Skips Lunch.......Dizziness Ensues
     
  9. Callen

    Callen Well-Known Member

    Canadian Mother sees children multiplying in front of her eyes!

    Mother of 5 wakes up and gains 2 extra children by 8:00. School officials are being questioned regarding PD days.
     
  10. PetiteFleur

    PetiteFleur Well-Known Member

    WORKING MOM HAVING A SLOW DAY AT WORK, PLAYING ON TS ON WORK TIME AND THINKING ABOUT CUTTING OUT AND PICKING BABIES UP EARLY FOR A LITTLE FUN! (I WOULD FIRE THE SLACKER :winking0009: )
     
  11. Ellen Barr

    Ellen Barr Well-Known Member

    Lazy Mom Finally Buys New Underwear

    When her last pair's waistband exploded into a million little elastic threads, she was forced to drive to the store and shell out some dough for new underwear. Luckily, there was a huge sale and she got 6 pairs for $20!

    :rotflmbo: What a funny thread!!
     
  12. Sue1968

    Sue1968 Well-Known Member

    Mother of three functions on four hours of sleep for second night in a row when baby fusses all night
    Pediatrician alerted, appointment at 3
     
  13. billandginastwins1

    billandginastwins1 Well-Known Member

    Sick mother of 3 still in her pj's as she attempts to finally feed her twins lunch at 2:15 in the afternoon
     
  14. ehm

    ehm Banned

    Mom receives call from school nurse telling her her child vomited on the school bus!
     
  15. ksugal

    ksugal Well-Known Member

    Kansas Wife Considers Punching Husband

    As husband leaves on yet another business trip, he again risks his life by saying the most annoying words to his wife, "take care of the boys while I'm gone". Wife grits her teeth and pastes on her best fake smile since husband's co-worker is standing 2 feet away.

    Seriously, I know that makes him feel better to say it but HELLO, I take care of the boys 24/7 already!!! I need not be reminded!
     
  16. Kim5kids

    Kim5kids Well-Known Member

    QUOTE(ehm @ Jan 29 2008, 03:19 PM) [snapback]595285[/snapback]
    Mom receives call from school nurse telling her her child vomited on the school bus!



    :(

    Sounds like the call I got yesterday about Mike.
     
  17. avaoliviamom

    avaoliviamom Well-Known Member

    New Jersey mother found, she was discovered by her children in a massive pile of laundry in her basement

    Great thread!!! I love Ellen's. :p
     
  18. 4jsinPA

    4jsinPA Well-Known Member TS Moderator

    OMG these are so stinking funny...

    "Mom waits for over an hour in nothing but a gown and a pair of socks because GYN office is too busy
    When mom was questioned later, she apparently would have waited naked another hour as her kids were at home with a sitter
     
  19. AmynTony

    AmynTony Well-Known Member

    Pennsylvania mom conteplates kicking coworker
    coworker insists on coming to work while in the throes of the stomach bug and passes it along!
     
  20. Becca34

    Becca34 Well-Known Member

    Georgia Mom of three enjoys relaxing dentist appointment

    "Never thought getting my teeth cleaned would count as an escape," she says. "How sad is that?"
     
  21. AmynTony

    AmynTony Well-Known Member

    QUOTE(4jsinPA @ Jan 29 2008, 02:24 PM) [snapback]595294[/snapback]
    OMG these are so stinking funny...

    "Mom waits for over an hour in nothing but a gown and a pair of socks because GYN office is too busy
    When mom was questioned later, she apparently would have waited naked another hour as her kids were at home with a sitter


    ok this one cracked me up :rofl:
     
  22. p31heather

    p31heather Well-Known Member

    Mom adds sparkle to drab rainy morning, carpet

    Making glittery valentine hearts to decorate the apartment passed some time while waiting for the play date to show up.
     
  23. jamey

    jamey Well-Known Member

    WOHM misses work (again) because her 13 yo needed to go to the dr., because she has INFLUENZA A & PNEUMONIA.

    Coworkers are taking bets on how much time the WOHM will miss, when the flu travels through all 4 children & both parents. Mother wonders how she will pay for medication for all 4, when she doesn't have a job! Mother is also wondering exactly what was in the shots they gave her children that was supposed to stop all this?
     
  24. twin_trip_mommy

    twin_trip_mommy Well-Known Member

    These are great!


    [SIZE=12pt]Mother of 5 waists day[/SIZE]
    Husband comes home early to find her napping on the couch

    A working mother of 5 found that napping on the couch and playing on the internet does not make for a happy husband........
     
  25. angelcake

    angelcake Well-Known Member

    Expectant Mother of Twins Wakes Up On Time and Gets First Grader on Bus and Preschooler to Class Without Being Late

    Hazel Crest mom of soon to be six stated, "[she] was simply amazed that 46 days before the scheduled delivery...[she] actually bounced out of bed this morning..." Mom's bounciness today is being attributed to an affectionate and attentive significant other...which only goes to prove, "If Momma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!"

    angel
     
  26. Jenn G

    Jenn G Well-Known Member

    Mother of Twins Suffers Heart Attack When She Wakes to Find Husband Helping Out With a Nighttime Feeding and Then Changing a Diaper

    Husband's previous claims of being asleep and not hearing babies cry when these nighttime feedings occur questioned.
     
  27. Snittens

    Snittens Well-Known Member

    Maryland Mother Listens to Two Year Olds Singing, Not Napping
    Tries to stifle laugh, does not want to encourage them.
     
  28. TwinLove

    TwinLove Well-Known Member

    [SIZE=14pt]Crazy PA mom is going even crazier with her sick kiddos! :crazy: [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=12pt]Details on page six. [/SIZE]
     
  29. KYsweetheart

    KYsweetheart Well-Known Member

    Kentucky mom puts her children in time out 8 times today for climbing on the table and throwing food out of the fridge...
     
  30. seamusnicholas

    seamusnicholas Well-Known Member

    After 18 months, Chicago mom might be getting her life back!

    After engaging in some playdates for the first time, she has enjoyed some IRL adult conversation and even has dinner plans with girlfriends tonight! The town celebrates in her honor!
     
  31. twoin2005

    twoin2005 Well-Known Member

    WWIII is Averted and Peace Talks Ensue
    A Southern CA mother of twins intervened Tuesday morning in a raucous battle over flashlight ownership rights in what is now being dubbed Flashlight Gate. This mother, risking her own limbs and sanity, attempted to encourage both sides to "share," a concept foreign to all parties involved. Although peace talks were momentarily stalled by potty breaks and demands for fish crackers, conflict was averted.
     
  32. SweetpeaG

    SweetpeaG Well-Known Member

    [SIZE=36pt]SEATTLE WOMAN HELD ON SHOPLIFTING CHARGES[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=14pt]Blames innocent child for stashing $30 of expensive cheese in stroller[/SIZE]

    Trip to the grocery store was somewhat complicated by four pairs of fast hands and an idle stroller near the specialty cheese display. :rolleyes:


    [SIZE=18pt]Ellen[/SIZE], I love it. :rotflmbo: I am in the same boat. You know it's time for new underwear when you open them up to step into them and you hear the elastic CRACK in retaliation!
     
  33. SweetpeaG

    SweetpeaG Well-Known Member

    QUOTE(twoin2005 @ Jan 29 2008, 12:37 PM) [snapback]595477[/snapback]
    WWIII is Averted and Peace Talks Ensue
    A Southern CA mother of twins intervened Tuesday morning in a raucous battle over flashlight ownership rights in what is now being dubbed Flashlight Gate. This mother, risking her own limbs and sanity, attempted to encourage both sides to "share," a concept foreign to all parties involved. Although peace talks were momentarily stalled by potty breaks and demands for fish crackers, conflict was averted.



    :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo:
     
  34. PetiteFleur

    PetiteFleur Well-Known Member

    QUOTE(twoin2005 @ Jan 29 2008, 08:37 PM) [snapback]595477[/snapback]
    WWIII is Averted and Peace Talks Ensue
    A Southern CA mother of twins intervened Tuesday morning in a raucous battle over flashlight ownership rights in what is now being dubbed Flashlight Gate. This mother, risking her own limbs and sanity, attempted to encourage both sides to "share," a concept foreign to all parties involved. Although peace talks were momentarily stalled by potty breaks and demands for fish crackers, conflict was averted.



    :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo:

    Love it!

    Hey, we should make this thread the longest one ever. This would never get old to me.

    Keep 'em coming...
     
  35. Cristina

    Cristina Well-Known Member

    [SIZE=12pt]Mom of four ready to call it quits after spending an hour trying to construct a medieval struture only to find it is not up to code per the 5 year old building inspector[/SIZE].

    After tense negotiations all parties accepted defeat as the architect of the castle declared that the inspector would have to spend time in solitary confinement until apologies were said. Inspector chose solitary confinment while building inspector number two destroyed the edifice. Mass hysteria followed with no end in sight.
     
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